It's like the country club down the street. The one that never really accepted you. Don't worry we don't accept them.
Unlike the country club it only costs $12/month and it will help you get a job.
You're at a party talking to an attractive person. You're liking your chances but then there's a conversation lull.
Don't worry. Hike up your pant leg and show some October sock. "Wow those are good looking socks" says the attractive human being. "Yeah, I'm in this club" you reply. Bam! I think you know where this relationship is heading.
According to our Sock Scientist the average American needs a replacement pair of socks every month.
Now the Sock of the Month Club conveniently supplies you with that replacement pair.